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stoopid life goal number four thousand four hundred twenty:
get high with park chanyeol, stay in for drinks on a patio, cranking korean hiphop as loud as possible and just fuckin chillin. yeoli seems like one of the chillest yet most spontaneous crazy namjas in korea and i’d love to just shoot the shit with such a walking contradiction for a little while.
/raises glass/ here’s to you bb ♥
you guys i am so proud of my little brother (who is a k-pop fanboy in training) because just this morning we had bacon at breakfast and he started singing “mama mama mama mama mama mama lolling back”
and i was like
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SO PROUD
i’ve taught him well
oh, cruel anon~ (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ 왜~~~ … :P
this is a tough question, but i’m up for a challenge! ^^lol, these are subject to change like crazy though ;D
first place: T.O.P — one of my life’s ambitions is to smoke a joint with top and gd and just chill with them for a day and hit some clubs later on. he seems chill as fuck and oh god i just wanna jump TOP’s bones — that confidence, that strut, those bedroom eyes. he seems genuine — and yes i know it’s hard to discern real genuineness from pop idols but idk. something about him strikes me as totally genuinely naturally sexy. oh, and can’t forget that sexy deep voice. unf. HE IS SO HOT OMFG. yes. please.
second place: Jay Park — his body. has been known to reduce fangirls to sobbing heaps of feels on the floor. you can tell he has a sense of humor that’d be totes beneficial for a night out pub crawling. he also seems pretty approachable, at least imo. also TATTOOS. also his voice just drips with pure concentrated sex. the kind that could lure you into bed and fulfill your wildest fantasies. AHEM I MEAN WHAT. WHY DID THIS GET SO SMUTTY. oh also he’s also kinda a black sheep with extrastready talent, which i admire. ~ ALSO FOR THIS. keheheh ♥
third place: Huang ZiTao (shhh he counts as K-pop because he’s with a Korean company :P) …HAVE YOU SEEN HIS THIGHS? ugh. his thighs. his stomach. that birthmark on his stomach. the fact that, if i were ever in trouble with the chinese mafia, tao would save me and that take me under his wing so that i too could become a master of kung fu. AND DOESN’T HE JUST SEEM LIKE THE BEST MOST SWEET PERSON TO CUDDLE WITH. GUHHH. i adore his prominent nose and his panda eye bags and HIS BUM AND THIGHS. and he’s just so innocent and precious and skdjfalksdf …but you guys… i’m, like, three years older than him i think. ╥﹏╥ WAAAAAAAEEEEE
but um. there you have it. :3 thanks for asking, anon!<3 i like writing fangirly essays-ish, so more questions like this are totally welcome. —stares at other followers— :P naw i love ya ♥
